The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1764
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Chimeras Created:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Farms Harvested:	601	Dragon Eggs Found:	4773

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4644
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

play.rivlermc.com

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9754
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	6277	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

play.perfectumsmp.online

AlmightyMC

Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4967
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Love Letters Sent:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	3

mc.almighty.pro

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3869
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	9871
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Void Armor Forged:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

play.aitofactions.com

Mapucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3504
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	34
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Enchantments Applied:	271	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12

We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

mapucraft.com

MC Legion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3360
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3881	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Welcome to the first Minecraft Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Come play as one of 17 legends to defeat the enemies and climb the ranks. Collect all of the characters complete quests and show off your cool cosmetics!

play.mclegion.net

easysurvive.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3716
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

easysurvive.net

Infuse SMP Public

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7597
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2509	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

play.InfuseSMP.com

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6368
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

l1festee1.minehut.gg

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3273
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	228	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Potions Brewed:	122
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

play.thundermine.net

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8393
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mines Excavated:	2798
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

keycraft.mcserver.us:19132

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7902
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Falling into the Void:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Animals Bred:	187

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Lifestealed.com

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8950
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ores Mined:	1498
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	75	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

142.44.148.175

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9918
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

play.aesirmc.com

TheCrib

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1286
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Star Shards Collected:	219
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Emeralds Found:	110	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

thecribmc.us.to