The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4472
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	284	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

projectEnchantedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6805
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Runes Activated:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Star Shards Collected:	286	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

projectenchanted.minecraft.best 25565https://discord.gg/xzD6hawwJ6“Discover projectEnchantedMC – the ultimate Minecraft universe! Join our Java and Bedrock server for an adventure packed with grief protection, awesome plugins, and thrilling gameplay! Delve into our economy-driven survival SMP with shops, jobs, quests and the brandnew plugin; towny. Enjoy free ranks, custom items, cosmetics, and more. Invite friends to earn in-game rewards! We take custom requests for commands and builds. Plus, support us by voting and get exclusive rewards! Join our team! We’re on the lookout for builders, admins, video creators, and Discord helpers. Join the excitement at projectEnchantedMC.”

projectenchanted.minecraft.best

MercyMC

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	736
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

MercyMC is a new Minecraft server network with a survival server and more gamemodes to come! We’re aiming for a relaxing experience for all of our players.We offer no advantages with webstore purchases and we run on player donations to maintain our server.Come check it out and help us build a great community.port 25594 for Bedrock– ko-fi.com/playmercymc– https://www.tiktok.com/@playmercymc

play.mercymc.net

Confused Pixelmon

Economy

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2957
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

Mylona’s Current FeaturesUnlimited Homes, Dynmap, Contests, Movie Nights, New World, Wondertrade, Non-P2W, Play 2 Win, Lottery, Jobs, Events, Safari, Daily, Questing, Player Shops, Public XP Farm, Monthly Server Ender Dragon Fights!, PVP Arena, and Adding new features every week!!!!

poke.mylonamc.net:25566

ArtMC.net

Anarchy

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9883
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Zombie Dances:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Enchantments Applied:	230	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

ArtMC is a collaborative Minecraft art experiment. Place 1 block every 10 seconds. Create art with or against other players.

play.artmc.net

PhoenixCraft

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8722
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

**About PhoenixCraft – Crafting Adventures Since 2022!**Welcome to PhoenixCraft, a thriving Minecraft community with a rich history dating back to August 18, 2022. We are more than just a server; we’re a warm and inclusive community that welcomes players from all walks of life.**Our Servers:**– **Anarchy Server:** Immerse yourself in the raw, unbridled chaos of our anarchy server. Here, survival is the name of the game, and the possibilities are limitless. Forge alliances, build empires, or go it alone; the choice is yours.– **Economy Server:** Step into our meticulously designed economy server, operating on Minecraft version 1.20.1. Engage in dynamic events, trade with fellow players, and embark on epic adventures.**Active and Engaged:**At PhoenixCraft, our community is our strength. We host frequent events that keep our members engaged and excited. Join us in creating unforgettable memories, whether it’s battling the Ender Dragon together or participating in our unique server events.**Join Our Family:**

mc.phoenixcraft.org

MiantaoriMC Network

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Mini Games, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7544
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	102	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Love Letters Sent:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Welcome to MianatoriMC Network! We offer many game modes that provide endless fun for everyone, including Survival, OneBlock, BedWars, and more! It supports 1.8 to the latest version. We recommend 1.20. Always looking for staff and creators of media content from many platforms. We think you should check the server before we continue.Discord: https://discord.gg/aprRpcn3rJ

mc.adoresfsh.com

Master Realm

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5238
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

51.81.23.95:25587

MissionPrison

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6729
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Dragons Tamed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

MobArena Bombs Drugs ElementalTrees Gangs Bounties Free Kits Trails Bounties GUI-Oriented Auctions CoinFlip ChatReaction Crates Balanced Economy

missionprison.net

Maritime Survival

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5136
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Ahoy! Embark on a nautical adventure with us on the 1.18 Maritime server!On Maritime Survival we have some awesome enhancements to our gameplay, here’s a list of some of our enhancements: – Clue Scrolls – McMMO – Level System – Anti-Grief – Player Warps – Bedrock SupportWhat are you waiting for? Come join our awesome community today!

play.maritime.gg

3b3t

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2099
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Anarchy server, no rules, no admin, and no interference! In this server you can pretty much do whatever you want, start bases, make new friends, and attack anyone that gets in your way!Server is also now 1.16.5!Crystal PVP! Donkey Dupe Enabled! Nether roof access Stacked Items!/tpa /home

3b3t.me

craft2style

Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	771
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Farms Harvested:	589	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Crops Grown:	2133	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

=====mc.craft2style.nl===== something completely different with fun game modes BvB survival, Creative ingame shovel and much more. come and have a look, Hafe fun mvg staff team

mc.craft2style.nl:25567

SkyHikerMC

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1933
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

𝚂 𝙺 𝚈 𝙷 𝙸 𝙺 𝙴 𝚁 𝙼 𝙲 【ꜱɪɴᴄᴇ 2020】 We are a batch of Skyblock lovers in Malaysia and Singapore who decided to create a server that is mainly developing and improving in Skyblock related game modes. We aim to be transparent, innovative, creativity and friendly to all the players over the world.GAMEMODES – Skyblock [1.19+]

– Survival [1.18+]

– Four [1.12+]

play.skyhikermc.com

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Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2778
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Crops Grown:	7814	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Alinea is a small hard mode and close-to-vanilla survival server! We are a welcoming and tight-knit community from all around the world and for people of all ages! *KEY FEATURES* – Small world with no teleports – Very Close to vanilla with minimal commands – PVP is allowed in the wild – Balanced player-based economy – Tangible features (physical money, physical shops, etc…)Server Address (IP): play.alinea-mc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/zejcjyZ This is a hard mode server! We recommend joining a town straight away to get started more easily, and have shelter from the outside world!

play.alinea-mc.com

SkyLife

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8049
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Soar above the skies on Skylyfe, a truly unique take on the original Skyblock formula! We have insane dungeons, island upgrades, captivating quests, adaptive parkour, and much more! Join our active and diverse community, climb the leaderboards or build something cool. Unleash your creativity and conquer the limitless skies that await you above the clouds!

play.skylyfe.net

MineCrafty Server

Creative, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2742
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	New Chunks Explored:	267997
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Buildings Constructed:	30	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

minecrafty.ca