The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7415
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

2b2t Japan

Anarchy, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	656
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Mines Excavated:	3419
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

*There are no rules You are free to do what you can within the server.- *1.12.2～1.17.1 -Versions 1.12.2 to 1.17.1 It supports the latest version, so there is no need to change the version. *There are two worlds on this server, 1.12.2 and 1.17.1. -There is also a newer version of the world, so if you want to play the newer version, you can use 1.17.1. If you want to play the older version, you can use 1.12.2.-

IP: 2b2t.jp

Discord: ( https://discord.2b2t.jp/ )

Sponsor: mamireimu Hosting Server ( https://hosting.mamisrv.ne.jp/ )

donate: ( https://donate.2b2t.jp/ )

2b2t.jp

MCisle

Parkour, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8866
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	253	Dragon Eggs Found:	3909
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Towns Built:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Welcome to MCisle! We strive to be the best semi-vanilla minecraft server and feature great server specs, hard difficulty 1.20.1 gameplay with a few quality of life additions. We are constantly upgrading and updating. All of the fun of vanilla without the grief.

Put your skills to the test! We have three incredible parkour worlds and a fourth in the works.

Our server includes: Teleport requests, Set homes, Inventory Safe PvP Arena for practice, Spawn Hub, Parkour, PvP and Raiding, No major griefing allowed

Just enjoy everything else relax, build, and play!

Join us at play.MCisle.com

play.mcisle.com

Worst Server Ever

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3899
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

This is the Worst Server Ever! “Server so bad, you’ll wish it wasn’t so bad.” 24/7 Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft server

play.worstserverever.com

KivCraft

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1935
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Love Letters Sent:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

〘 survival – no economy or landclaim plugins 〘 world lore and quests 〘 started by players, for players with caring, supportive staff 〘 60k world border that grows with the community’s needs 〘 /sethome, /rtp up to 10k from spawn 〘 /tpa requests to teleport to other players 〘 griefing, raiding, PvP, or work together! 〘 feature-rich Discord with 200+ members 〘 social media where you can submit your creations 〘 players and mobs have a chance to drop their head when killed 〘 /character to write a roleplay bio 〘 /teams to set a group warp and represent your group 〘 sit on carpets and stairs! 〘 awesome tight knit community that is chill and LGBT+ friendly

mc.kivcraft.ca

Legends Mc

KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9512
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Star Shards Collected:	126	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	16

This Server Is Really fun and has tons of gamemodes!!! It Has Survival and Kitpvp. We are currently looking for staff!!! Join the discord to apply or msg me on discord.

legends.apexmc.co

PixelWorld Network

Anarchy, Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5298
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Buildings Constructed:	21
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Love Letters Sent:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

At PixelWorld we have four different servers for you to chose from! – Towny – Anarchy – SkyBlock – TeamDeathmatch – Creative We hope to see you on the server soon!

**You can play from versions 1.8.*-1.16.* **JAVA/BEDROCK CORSS-PLATFORM

mc.play-pixelworld.co.uk

Rustic SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3321
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Crops Grown:	4872	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Animals Bred:	140
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

RusticSMP is an old school survival server, currently looking for lots of staff to help build a Community . We have a ton of awesome and custom features that we are constantly updating and improving. We are heavily community-driven, and are constantly working to improve the server!

Features: – Jobs – Quests – mcMMO – Custom Enchants – Rankings – Auction House – Player Shops – More!

play.rusticsmp.com

United Factions

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	302
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Farms Harvested:	449

United Factions is the server to be when you want to play Minecraft factions. Free of any loot-boxes and pay-to-win elements, United Factions differs itself from other servers. The server focusses all attention on bringing you the best possible faction experience out there.

play.unitedfactions.net

Last Element Avatar Bending Server

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6888
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	139
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2

lastelement.apexmc.co

MundoPixels

KitPvP, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7004
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	259
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Magic Items Found:	1316	Farms Harvested:	314

IP: mc.mundopixels.net Join and enjoy the great adventure that MundoPixels can offer you, the best of the best!

mc.mundopixels.net

TwistedMC

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1032
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

TwistedMC is a Java Edition Minecraft Network that focuses on bringing a unique experience along with a twist for enjoyment and content creation. TwistedMC consists of multiple gamemodes such as Survival 1.17.1, Arcade and a custom Bed Wars mode.

Check out our website and more at www.twistedmc.net Apply for staff at www.twistedmc.net/apply Join our Discord at discord.gg/twistedmc

Server IP: play.twistedmc.net

Join the TwistedMC network! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

twistedmc.net

Elyria Online

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4568
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Runes Activated:	0
Potions Brewed:	134	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Towns Built:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

elyria.online

Build the Vote

Creative

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3297
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	168
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Welcome to Build the Vote. A Minecraft voting experience by Rock the Vote. On the server, you’ll learn about the electoral process in the United States. And the best part: you’ll see what it’s like to vote.

mc.buildthevote.com

SoftSlayer

PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1860
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Info: Well where do I start… SoftSlayer has been around for about 9 years now, with a pretty dedicated community that still plays a bunch of games together (obviously including Minecraft). Our server is small and pretty simple, it’s a mostly vanilla atmosphere with a few things added like /home and /warps. Everyone is friendly and helpful with most things needed. PvP is disabled (we have a custom PvP arena to scratch your PvP itch), griefing is not allowed (mods will rollback if you get griefed) and you can lock your chests.

Rules: Just the basics here, no hacking, no overly vulgar/racist/homophobic chat, no griefing. Pretty much basic rules.

Whitelist: Join our discord server to apply for our whitelist!

Discord link: https://discord.gg/qNSMbEE We hope to see you around!

IP: softslayer.com

softslayer.com

EvaGens

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9280
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

EvaGens is a new amazing and unique server where you run around collecting resources and then you trade the resources with the villagers!!!

evagens.minehut.gg