The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3717
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	3748	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3936
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dimension Hops:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Love Letters Sent:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9721
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	931
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3741
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Votes:	9976
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7730
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	41	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Dimension Hops:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6740
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Endless Night Skies:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1548
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4677
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Emeralds Found:	1077
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Void Gems Collected:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	351
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Villages Defended:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dimension Hops:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3370
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mines Excavated:	4983	Players Killed by Monsters:	9003
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2971
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Astral Projections Made:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	703
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7823
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Divine Spears Created:	22	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
New Chunks Explored:	53583	Crops Grown:	6357
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3896
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7243
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Gods Slained:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net