The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8250
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Secret Passages Found:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3708
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2763
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9136
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Crops Grown:	8859	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2158
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2777	Players Killed by Monsters:	2451
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9323
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1990
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Enchantments Applied:	234
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Potions Brewed:	100
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Divine Spears Created:	29

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3908
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2305
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Zombie Dances:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Void Armor Forged:	20

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8074
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Animals Bred:	41
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6331
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6684
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	3322	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Alien Abductions:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4836
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Void Gems Collected:	23	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Herobrine Sightings:	6

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2683
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Crops Grown:	8264
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dimension Hops:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	1906	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8597
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Potions Brewed:	192
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1792
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Runes Activated:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

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MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8388
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Divine Spears Created:	24
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net