The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4798
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8814
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Magic Items Found:	3989	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Votes:	7974
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

akiomc.com:25576

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2800
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7790
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	172	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5523
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Crops Grown:	3680	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6642
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9173
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Void Gems Collected:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ores Mined:	7666	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9062
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Astral Projections Made:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3419
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1344
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4861
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7111
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2001
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5277
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Towns Built:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7971
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	644095	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Votes:	8431
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4579
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Dragons Tamed:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8664
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com