The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9852
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	18	Farms Harvested:	695
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6193
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3016
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9575
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Love Letters Sent:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Buildings Constructed:	42
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Star Shards Collected:	130

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5187
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1187
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	46

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

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MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1678
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7849
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7443
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mines Excavated:	1316
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4591
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Emeralds Found:	6216
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8407	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8797
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Zombie Dances:	8

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

mc.deathzone.club

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1431
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7538
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Star Shards Collected:	103	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Animals Bred:	90

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

redesaint.com

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3730
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4854
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

play.mineheart.net

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7629
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	24
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

mc.fairy-tales.uk

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4660
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Gods Slained:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

mc.trollrace.net