The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8583
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Emeralds Found:	4553	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9733
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

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Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7540
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mines Excavated:	1575
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9677
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Runes Activated:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Votes:	5810
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3649
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Dimension Hops:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3136
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Chimeras Created:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

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Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7084
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Towns Built:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mines Excavated:	1030	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Emeralds Found:	3711

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9499
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4658
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1542

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6278
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Runes Activated:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9857
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Alien Abductions:	0	Farms Harvested:	263
Mines Excavated:	1042	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Emeralds Found:	7568

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5473
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7658
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7678
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Runes Activated:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7490
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Love Letters Sent:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9697
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Ores Mined:	6750	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Votes:	4916
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

play.dreamers.fun