The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

absurd humor, Absurdity, designated shitting river, designated shitting river joke, designated shitting river meme, designated shitting river quote, funny, funny quote, humor, internet culture, internet humor, Internet meme, me, meme, Minecraft, online joke, popular meme, Quote, Ridiculous, Shitstream, smp, society, viral, viral quote

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/100	Votes:	2236
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6021
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8101
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Ores Mined:	8330
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
New Chunks Explored:	766932	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/100	Votes:	9981
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Zombie Dances:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Magic Items Found:	5453
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Star Shards Collected:	198	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/100	Votes:	2858
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8160	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	164
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Emeralds Found:	6138	Mythical Quests Completed:	43

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/900	Votes:	4347
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Animals Bred:	173	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Crops Grown:	7912	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/400	Votes:	9753
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/1000	Votes:	375
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8307
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/700	Votes:	5286
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Emeralds Found:	3817	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2629
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/100	Votes:	2571
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ores Mined:	4233
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Mythical Quests Completed:	44

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/200	Votes:	2397
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Star Shards Collected:	197
Players Killed by Monsters:	8133	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ores Mined:	5581

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/400	Votes:	975
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/900	Votes:	3406
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Holy Grails Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/100	Votes:	1875
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Zombie Dances:	2

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/800	Votes:	1501
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com