The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9648
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5369
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	5878	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Crops Grown:	8568	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2251
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6817
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8677
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Runes Activated:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5597
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Crops Grown:	3778	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2690
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9376
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Animals Bred:	92

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7593
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	29	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	465	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1667
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Votes:	6910
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	312
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ores Mined:	5724
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4437
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	975	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Meteorites Collected:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magic Items Found:	5792	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5744
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3289
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	6297	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Animals Bred:	177
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	2

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	574
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	982
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	239	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Votes:	2105
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Villages Defended:	11

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	415
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Animals Bred:	83
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Falling into the Void:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Villages Defended:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	461	Endless Night Skies:	3

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5815
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Join.Performium.co