The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3619
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8302	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Enchantments Applied:	162	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

Keinett

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8593
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1082
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magic Items Found:	4908
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Keinett is a multi-server Minecraft community, we host the following game modes:– Skywars – Paintball – KitPvP (Arena) – Hunger Games – Prison – Factions – Skyblock – Creative – KC1 (Survival building challenges) – More to come!

mc.keinett.us

FAIZ SMP

Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Whitelist

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	507
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

FAIZ SMP V1 (beta test server)server mode : 1. Survival Slimefun 2. Skyblock 3. Acid IslandINFORMATION Ip : faizsmp.my.id webite : https://faizsmp.my.id/ You Can help Me Improve The Server : https://dsc.gg/faiz-smp

mc.faizsmp.my.id:5006

ArborMC

Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2426
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ores Mined:	7872
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Updates! On ArborMC we care so much about the community, and our goal is to make all of our players happy by listening to suggestions, and making sure everyone is having fun! We are constantly updating the server so you never get bored! Socials We have a TikTok Account and a Youtube Channel that we post our community in, and our videos are very funny you would love them! We are also very active on discord! Player Experience The Player Experience on ArborMC I must say is the best, in our community you can interact with players by dueling others or selling stuff on the auction house! We even offer coin flips so if you’re feeling risky you can gamble your money! How to join on bedrock? The ip is play.arbormc.co and the port is 25565 https://discord.gg/yDQcppySVS

play.arbormc.co

PhantasyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2471
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Dragons Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	18

PhantasyMC is a Minecraft server on Java 1.20.2 with a focus on adventure, community, and fantasy fun! Here’s what to expect: Anti-grief Claims Cosmetics Crates Custom Enchants Discord Events Economy Fantasy Family Friendly Jobs LGBTQ Pride MCMMO Quests Resource Mines Seasonal Events/Tournaments Voting Join our Discord to follow our plans and suggest new ideas!

play.phantasymc.com

TerraMC

Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7856
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26

Welcome to TerraMC! Engage in geopolitics and build grand cities from the ground up on TerraMC’s Earth map. With a stable economy ran by the gold ingot, you can do lots in a server like ours. Our server features all aspects of Earth and Towny servers combined!If you’re tired of playing on servers where geopolitics, building, and PvP can’t seem to come together, then TerraMC is the perfect place to play on for you! The server features an Earth map where 1 block is 500 real-life meters. Currency is based on the Gold Ingot, where you are able to mine it from the ground, sell items for it, or vote for the server in order to create and run a town or nation.With plugins like McMMO, the fun is expanded even more for those players who like to engage in the daily grind for resources! Our server also features Brewery, where you can create numerous drinks with many new effects. There are so many more things that we feature that expands the quality of life for all players!Come on down and experience Earth Towny at it’s greatest at play.terramc.io

play.terramc.io

CosmicX

Creative, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9567
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Emeralds Found:	4772	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

CosmicX is a creative server with 512×512 plots, an open freebuild world, towny survival and private survival SMP worlds.Features include: – Free worldedit (no need to vote for it) – Free voxelsniper – Free goBrush usage – Free goPaint usage – Huge head decoration database over 50,000 heads! – Free, unlimited redstone – No lag (Average TPS of 20.0)(Timings of a constant 20 tps) – Regularly updated- Events

cosmicx.net

OnePlanet

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8240
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ores Mined:	3262	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84
Dragon Eggs Found:	1004	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to OnePlanet! We are a brand new Earth server! Create your own town, make friends, or make enemies! Time shall tell…We offer: ▪ Voting ▪ 1:1500 Earth Map ▪ Lands ▪ Live map ▪ Custom enchants ▪ Custom mining experience ▪ Custom fishing experience ▪ Much, much more!

oneplanet.ender-zone.com

To End All Wars

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4569
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

The Official To End All Wars Server!The world in the 1800’s, a time of innovation and industrialization, and now it’s up to you to guide your own nation to greatness in this hostile world!The create mod offers the ability to make wonderful machines and the recruits mod allows you to field large armies and gear them up using your industrial might. Engage in wars to take down your enemies or unite players around you under your banner.We are currently testing our server on a european 1:1000 map, players needed!You can find the modpack either on this curseforge link (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/toendallwars), on the curseforge app or you can download it manually from our discord server!Want to take a peek at what’s happening? Check out the dynmap!: playteawbeta.apexmc.co:1848/Also, join the subreddit! r/ToEndAllWars

playteawbeta.apexmc.co:25726

ForestSurvival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9258
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Villages Defended:	15
Crops Grown:	1145	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Mines Excavated:	1413	Star Shards Collected:	191
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

A peaceful place to mine and build Claim land earn more while online, shops and crates to win items; ranks, claim blocks, money or rare items. Make your own warps you your shop or home

mc.forestsurvival.co.uk

Emerald Earth

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4835
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Buildings Constructed:	40	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Emerald Earth is a Towny based war oriented Earth survival server! You can conquer land, slaughter your enemies, make treaties, rank up, create crazy cool armor and wage war!Server IP: mc.emeraldearth.us Bedrock Port: 19132Server Version: 1.20.2-1.20.4

mc.emeraldearth.us

Builders Forge

Creative, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2628
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Towns Built:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	46	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4

Hello! We’re a new Minecraft community consisting of players from around the world coming together and building! We are excited to be your new go-to when you’re looking for a place to find your zen, talk to friends, and ultimately sharpen your building skills.Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned veteran, everyone is welcome to come on the server and build!Learn to build alongside experienced and longtime players of Minecraft. Whatever your build style is- realistic, modern, medieval, fantasy or anything in between, we’re sure to be able to accommodate you! We hope to see you around!– The Builder’s Forge Team

buildersforge.mcserver.us

waffle&sonne minecraft

PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7185
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	866228	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Runes Activated:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

wafflesonne.com

PlayUHC

Creative, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5815
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2455	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

UHC = Ultra Hard Core: one life, no natural regeneration!PlayUHC is an established UHC server which launched in the summer of 2016, and our goal is to bring the best possible experience to all our players and UHC games to the whole community! We have a variety of UHC game modes and 50+ scenarios!For those that don’t want to play lengthy gamemodes, we also have a creative build server where you can chill with friends, and an UHC Free For All (FFA) Arena!Our staff team is always present, nice, and friendly! We have a /helpop and /report system: you will always get an answer from our staff about your questions!We frequently organise events and custom server builds for Content Creators (mostly Youtubers and Twitch streamers). We also host Reddit UHCs.Enjoy!Server Address: mc.playuhc.net Client versions accepted: Java Edition from 1.8 to 1.20.1

playuhc.net

Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Pixelmon, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6654
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Welcome to RC-Gamers Pixelmon network!IP: pixel.rc-gamers.com Reforged Version: 8.4.2 Discord: https://discord.gg/zjkHbuM Website: https://www.rc-gamers.com/Particle Pokemon | Unique Custom Plugins | Custom Currencies Catch Challenges | Unique Job Enchants | Seasonal Content RC-Word Scramble | Giveaways | Custom Built Gyms Friendly Community | Amazing Staff | Epic Events | PixelSkills Pixelmon Raids | Custom Textured Pixelmon | Pokebuilder ===================================================== EASY WAY TO INSTALL PIXELMON IN UNDER 5 MINUTES: Check out: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/rc-pixelmon.216226

pixel.rc-gamers.com

Underground Antics

Creative, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5613
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4236
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Chimeras Created:	1

Underground AnticsAn established Australian-hosted Minecraft Server, started in 2012.Our website: www.undergroundantics.au Our Discord: www.undergroundantics.au/discord

mc.undergroundantics.au