The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	653
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Animals Bred:	153
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

NobleRealms

Cross-Play, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1955
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Potions Brewed:	197
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

We have brand new Towny SMP and Pixelmon servers, join today to take part in the fun!This server includes custom Worlds, Towny, Player Shops, Quests, Player Warps, Custom Plugins, Boss Events, Custom Items, and more!If you want more information regarding NobleRealms just join our discord channel!discord.noblerealms.comCome have fun with us on the server join now! IP: play.noblerealms.com

play.noblerealms.com

freakplot

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8660
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Mines Excavated:	4260
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Fully crossplay compatible minecraft multiplayer SMP server. Anyone can play no matter the console! Join the discord for more information!

freakplot.minecraft.best

LeviathanOG

Anarchy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5444
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6684	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Runes Activated:	1

The LeviathanOG community was created on 05.12.2016. The goal our goal is to create an environment as pleasant as possible to play and collect people who want to play on a well configured and placed server to the point.Forum: https://leviathanog.ro/forum/ IP: Play.LeviathanOG.Ro Store: http://magazin.leviathanog.ro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/C9u73cx5EQ

Play.LeviathanOG.Ro

VexalMC

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4644
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

play.vexalmc.co

Transcendence Survival Project

Creative, PvE, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4185
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	5835	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful. If interested, post an application on our discord!

transcendence.dedimc.io

OhanaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	446
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9399	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

play.ohanacraft.us

GlitchNet

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1701
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4029
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

play.glitchnet.win

NZ Server

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9465
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

nztech.jogar.io

Renderite

Earth, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1009
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Renderite Skyblock MMORPG Hello everyone, welcome to the store of Renderite Skyblock. Renderite is a massive server with custom made functions like renting and merchants that includes an enormous map created by the mayor himself. —————————————————————————————- Why Renderite? Renderite was developed by Green and he spent approximately 1 thousand hours creating the map, scripts and updates. It is also funded well by the investors. We have no limits when it comes to player experience. Your idea is important for us. —————————————————————————————-

mc.renderite.xyz

Project New Tomorrow

Creative, Mini Games

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7726
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1704	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magic Items Found:	5370
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

WHO WE ARE: Project: New Tomorrow encompasses the historical and golden age of themed entertainment with the technological advancements of the 21st Century. It is a celebration of and a living tribute to the past, present, and future of the theme park industry. Our server, as part of our growing platform, produces quality digital products and experiences: “By the fans, for the fans.” Project: New Tomorrow is entirely nonprofit and worked on in our spare time.WHAT WE HAVE: When you join, you spawn right in the heart and soul of the Project: New Tomorrow server. Our server hub is the central destination for all of our featured offerings. Here you can enjoy relaxing attractions, shop for cosmetics, preview upcoming additions, and so much more! At the GamePlex, you can compete with your friends in a variety of themed minigames. On our Creative Server, you can create to your heart’s content with unlimited resources and large plots. Project: New Tomorrow has something for everyone.THE LEGACY COLLECTION: This offering is home to a unique celebration of the past that immerses you in a permanent exhibition of some of the most notable attractions ever created. With state-of-the-art audio, visuals, 3D Models, and other specialized techniques, the Legacy Collection allows you to travel back in time to experience legendary rides and attractions once again. Explore the history behind The Legacy Project as you step through projection screens in this educating, entertaining, and inspiring offering.

mc.projectnewtomorrow.org

Billionaire City

Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2851
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Astral Projections Made:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

OUT NOW IN BETA JOIN OUR DISCORD to be updated and get the free OG Rank! THIS AWAITS YOU IN BILLIONAIRE CITY: – Optimized Economy System made for maximum competitiveness – Houses, Plots and Apartments that you can either rent, buy or lease to other players – A new and well thought-through Job system that will get you going right away We are looking forward to seeing you on the server!

billionaire.city

Germania

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5872
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly community, join to create your own nation or to just vibe. In order to join first you need to be whitelisted by joining discord server!https://discord.gg/AnZWq8yA7Y

51.83.236.62:25655

ComfyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9726
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ores Mined:	4784	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Awesome features such as: 1. Version 1.19.2 2. Anti Grief/Land Claiming 3. Keep Inventory / EXP 4. Awesome Voting System and Ranks 5. Jobs and Economy 6. MCMMO 7. Bonus Top Voters Rewards 8. Awesome Crates 9. Lottery 10. Auctions 11. Shops and Player Shops 12. Custom Enchants + more!

play.comfymc.net

SoFurry Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5385
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

SoFurry Minecraft is a vanilla minecraft server that strives to bring people close together for some fun, clean minecraft fun. We are a growing network, backed by the popular furry website, SoFurry.com. Everyone is welcome on our server, furry or not, and we have plenty for people to do; whether you want to work jobs to make money and buy things in player or admin shops, or if you want to level up skills to multiply your ores, the possibilities are endless!NOTE: We plan to expand into the modded minecraft scene by the end of the year, but until then, our vanilla server is more than happy to accept you!

173.214.175.34

Spinalcraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1496
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Runes Activated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Animals Bred:	85
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	430	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Chimeras Created:	2

Hello there!The Spinalcraft Network is a small Minecraft network that has been in operation since late 2013. We feature currently two servers, Legacy and Ascension! Legacy is our original world, dating back to 2013, featuring many great builds over the life span of Minecraft. Ascension was started in January of 2022 with the Cave’s and Cliff’s update, and still has many new memories to make!We pride ourselves on having a small but friendly community! Many of us have been playing on Spinalcraft for many years, and we welcome all with a similar mindset!We are a mature network, while we like to have fun, we also protect our own. Our server’s are semi-vanilla with minimal changes to the vanilla experience, and we have a host of anti-grief plugins. As such, we are known for being tough on those that grief or ruffle feathers in our community!If your looking for a server than you can feel like your apart of a community, we welcome you to join!

mc.spinalcraft.com