The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7444
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Farms Harvested:	204
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ores Mined:	2513

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

AusGG

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7737
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

AusGG is an Australian Minecraft Network which features variety of different game modes.The current servers are: AussieSMP – A whitelisted application survival server with features to improve quality of life for players such as claims, shops and basic teleports. Aussie Creative – A whitelisted creative server for players to build on.

mc.aus.gg

DrakesCraft Network

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7614
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	1498

Network DrakesCraft Java and Bedrock always active, 24 hours a day Ip: mc.drakescraft.net Bedrock port: 25565 Versions from 1.18 to 1.20.X Modalities: – Survival 1.20.X Slimefun Custom With many enchantments, more than 8 thousand items (slimefun, 100% technical plugin to create minerals, and its expansions). Use of optifine is recommended In this server community we have plugins for: -protections -Great variety of strong mobs and bosses -custom items and enchantments. -slimefun Discord https://discord.gg/nZgQgbRx6A

mc.drakescraft.net

HalfastMC UHC Survival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3781
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Magic Items Found:	3263	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5777
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Bedrock Edition and Pocket Edition – IP: play.halfastmc.com PORT: 19132The average player CAN NOT SURVIVE playing 5 minutes on THIS server! The Minecraft server HalfastMC is an Ultra Hardcore Vanilla Minecraft Server – Hard Mode Survival with no natural regeneration. Players have to use potions, beacons, apples, etc to regenerate health. Monsters spawn more often and hit much harder. Unlike other servers, players won’t be banned from the server after death. Commands like teleport are very limited, to add more of a challenge to your experience. The server is also very strongly against pay to win, so you won’t see any premium packages for overpowered items.HalfastMC has a semi-active community, filled with people who have been active for many years, and some players that joined very recently. Most of the community is a mature audience, so join and chat at your own discretion. HalfastMC is the perfect place for players who love survival Minecraft but think it’s way too easy. Join the Discord community using this link: https://discord.gg/REGwfwRe6d , or play on the server now using the IP address play.halfastmc.com , or visit our website at www.halfastmc.com. (This server is a direct descendant of DRAGONHOLLOW / Dragon Hollow – If you used to play there, we play here now!)

play.halfastmc.com

FTB Interactions by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	543
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mines Excavated:	3854
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1183	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: it.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

it.craftersland.net

SonOyuncu Network

Creative, KitPvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8328
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	5662	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Enchantments Applied:	191

Son Oyuncu Network offers you a minecraft experience you have never seen before. Get ready for a minecraft experience that will increase your gaming pleasure with 100% cheat protection and a quality management team!

eu.sonoyuncu.network

No Named Orgs Server

Creative, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1087
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20

We are a community aimed at making a fun gaming environment for all gamers to play in! Currently, we have several features:Survival Creative Mob Arenas Wands Infernal Mobs Dungeons And much more!

mc.no-named.org

cCraft

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9292
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1814
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

cCraft as a bilingual server (German/English) was made openly accessible again with 1.7.x – the principle of being as close as possible to the original Minecraft has the highest priority here.As a player, you have the opportunity to protect your areas on your own responsibility – without having to ask an admin. No commands are required, just a chest (for the very first custom zone) and a gold shovel for creating new zones and moving the corners of existing zones.Our worlds are free to use, as we know from the original Minecraft – only the areas protected by other players are subject to restrictions.

ccraft.de:25000

Project City Build

Creative, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6507
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5313	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Project City Build [ Creative | Survival | Minigames ]PCB is a tight knit Minecraft community and city building server, dedicated to building realistic, modern, themed or period based towns and cities. PCB has been running since the early days of Classic, and has grown and evolved over the years.Whether on our creative or survival mode maps, you can get together with your friends to create your own cities. Our server is based around building large scale towns and cities; help expand an existing town, or start your own!Project City Build is a small and friendly community that will always welcome new members. If you are interested in building things, this server is perfect for you.

pcbmc.co

that cry

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8545
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

liroyo – a gaming experience out of this world. So who are we? Hi, I’m Leroy and I’m a relatively small YouTuber, ever since I can remember playing minecraft, I’ve always wanted to have a minecraft server. Until now it was just Batternos, but I wanted to take it a step further: a really real server, real storage, a level server. So I invite you to come to Leroy: serve with a loving community, Fastest support available And above all, just a fun Minecraft server to play on.

liroyo.revivemod.net:2111

DreamZone

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6905
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Runes Activated:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

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5.9.221.129:25635

lemoncraft

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4705
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Love Letters Sent:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	2

At LemonCraft we focus on an unusual gaming experience, do our missions, defeat bosses to unlock worlds, explore our custom world and become the top of the server! We will wait for you!

play.lemoncraft.lat:19133

vakmc

LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7949
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Runes Activated:	6
Star Shards Collected:	88	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5908	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Who are we? VAKMC is India’s Biggest Minecraft NetworkWhat do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VAK MC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: vakmc.fun ◆ Bedrock Port: 25626Come Join the fire and compete with many other players to drill the leaderboard!

in3.gbnodes.host:25626

JustMinecraft

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8462
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
New Chunks Explored:	125214	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Just minecraft is a simply server for everyone who want to join with friends and play. This server is for you, just like you will create your own but you dont have to, just join!

Domso.dynu.net:25566

NeuroSMP

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7421
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Welcome to NeuroSMP – where classic meets modern in Minecraft survival! Dive into a semi-vanilla experience with an old-school twist. Enjoy the thrill of survival, enhanced with a free rank system that lets you climb the ranks. Hone your skills with our unique levelling system and get ahead with our powerful OP kits. Join us for an adventure where every block, every challenge, and every player counts. Step into NeuroSMP and craft your legacy!

play.neurosmp.com

SFC.MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9243
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	28	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	266	Astral Projections Made:	4

An AMAZING Minecraft Faction PVP Server!We have -Crates -Amazing Community -Koth-And more

factions.snowyfennix.community