The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1108
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	13

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4206
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Emeralds Found:	1236
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

play.rivlermc.com

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6689
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Farms Harvested:	824	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Zombie Dances:	7

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

play.perfectumsmp.online

AlmightyMC

Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7690
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2745	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Crops Grown:	9341
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

mc.almighty.pro

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1935
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Star Shards Collected:	243

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

play.aitofactions.com

Mapucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9084
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	21183
Zombie Dances:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Love Letters Sent:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

mapucraft.com

MC Legion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2727
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Enchantments Applied:	225	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Welcome to the first Minecraft Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Come play as one of 17 legends to defeat the enemies and climb the ranks. Collect all of the characters complete quests and show off your cool cosmetics!

play.mclegion.net

easysurvive.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6359
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ores Mined:	7835
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16

Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

easysurvive.net

Infuse SMP Public

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2057
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	174	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

play.InfuseSMP.com

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1544
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Ores Mined:	7038	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Magic Items Found:	4955	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

l1festee1.minehut.gg

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2719
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	New Chunks Explored:	245743
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Void Armor Forged:	25
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

play.thundermine.net

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9625
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Dragons Tamed:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

keycraft.mcserver.us:19132

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3505
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Lifestealed.com

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6303
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Potions Brewed:	166	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

142.44.148.175

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2706
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

play.aesirmc.com

TheCrib

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	304
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

thecribmc.us.to