The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Star Shards Collected:	164	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CorbaWorld

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Corba-World! We are an open and welcoming community! We pride ourselves in our closeness with the community and transparency!We stay true to our promises and here is our first promise to you! We promise to be dedicated to bringing you and enjoyable time on our server!We’re looking forward to seeing you in game soon!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Players Killed by Monsters:	6609
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Towns Built:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MINOR

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Do you know Majnr? So you shouldn’t miss even a single official Majnr community server!The server was officially launched on 1/12/2021 as a response to a call from players from Gejmr’s pre-MAJNR test server. A community of super players was created on the server, who found new friends within two days and started creating together. The test server was not intended for normal gaming and was canceled immediately after the end of testing.And that’s exactly where we started. We gathered players from the server and launched our test server where we set up plugins and voicechat before the official launch of the community Majnr server!As of this moment, we have reunited this community of players and continue on our own ground. The server is available for free to anyone who would like to join us! – So don’t hesitate and join us, the only official Majnr community server!And last but not least, we are the only server that YouTubers from Majnru know about, so you can meet them once in a while here too!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Towns Built:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

The bakery

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The bakery [1.19]La Boulangerie is a non-profit French-speaking World Building Minecraft server managed by a team of enthusiasts. Discover our new world: Gaiartos, its nations, its cities and its religions. Make your place in this world where anything is possible, lead the life of a traveling trader, an emperor eager for conquest or the preacher of a hitherto unknown faith and interact with the members of La Boulangerie!The team is very open and recruits developers, builders and graphic designers from time to time. In addition, we organize regular assemblies in which we present upcoming new features and listen to the opinions of our players and their ideas.Join La Boulangerie!IP mc.laboulangerie.net Discord https://laboulangerie.net/discord Site Web https://laboulangerie.net/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magic Items Found:	1784

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

The Lost Miners

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

THE LOST MINERS (TLM) is a Minecraft server for versions 1.8 to 1.20. It is a semi-vanilla survival server with economy features. The server is also protected against DDoS attacks and uses the Geyser plugin to add cross-play support for Bedrock Editon. Connect right now and come have so much fun on TLM!JAVA : play.lostminers.funBEDROCK : play.lostminers.funPORT : 25687

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BandoCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to BandoCraft – A Vanilla Minecraft Experience with a Twist! Greetings, Minecraft enthusiasts! We’re excited to unveil our brand new server BandoCraft! Core Features: Towny, Cross-platform, Jobs, McMMO, Economy, Silk Touch JOIN OUR TEAM – WE’RE HIRING! IP Address: bandomc.apexmc.co Discord: https://discord.gg/7tXtRYgqbdConnect with us and be part of something extraordinary! BandoCraft awaits you!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	313
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

LuckyMC

Economy, Survival

A cozy Dutch/Flemish server for young and old 1.20 We continue to update to the latest Minecraft version so that you can enjoy the latest updates. It is a fun and friendly community with an active staff team that can also be reached via Discord.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Endless Night Skies:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

JozMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

JozMC – Towny, MCMMO, Ranks, Jobs, QuestsServer Version: 1.19, Java Server IP: play.jozmc.com Store: https://jozmc.tebex.io Discord: http://Discord.gg/UbrMRbTeeA Dynmap: http://play.jozmc.com:8123Some of the main features our server has to offer includes… Dynmap: Towny: mcMMO: Auction house and marketplace: Ranks: Jobs:

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	9508	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

One Piece Broken World

Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Endless Night Skies:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Ice and Fire – Game of Thrones RP

Economy, Factions, Roleplay

Ice and Fire is a Game of Thrones Roleplay server set in the world of Westeros. Survive, join or create a great house, and be a part of events to determine who sits the Iron Throne.The server will use the medieval factions plugin, where players can create their own original Houses or recreate some from the GOT universe. The map is a recreated version of Westeros (Castles in progress). Players are encouraged to join and grow their houses, (PVE), but will be invited to take part in large PVP and PVE events where they can prove themselves and earn higher ranks. (knights and lords etc.). Houses will be able to ally with one-another or go to war to put a new king on the Iron Throne. No griefing is allowed, bases will be protected. Wars will be fought over strategic castles around the map for control of each region.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
New Chunks Explored:	600046	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CrowtyCraft Network 2.0

Bedwars, Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival

Our server was born from a project between 4 old friends, contributing ideas, improvements and new implementations in what, we hope, will be a community that echoes itself in Spanish-speaking terms.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	498	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

NoLifeSquad

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock

Website: https://nolifesquad.tebex.io ip: play.nolifesquad.com Discord: https://discord.gg/9GmfWFscZd

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

InstaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

Small Friendly community Player run economy Normal survival Player vs EnvironmentGrief-free (No Land Claim System) Theft-free

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

The Coil MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

What is the IP Address to connect to The Coil MC?The server IP address for The Coil MC is Play.TheCoilMC.com. To join the The Coil MC minecraft server, simply click the COPY IP button on the left section of the page, and then follow the instructions below. How do I play on The Coil MC Minecraft Server?To play on The Coil MC, once you have copied the server IP Address you must proceed to opening your minecraft client on version 1.20.2, navigate to minecraft multiplayer servers and then enter the ip address and continue to Play Now! What versions does The Coil MC supports? The The Coil MC Server supports a variety Minecraft versions, however, the suggested version to connect with is 1.20.2 to enable the best playing experience on the version the server was built on. Where is The Coil MC hosting located? The Coil MC server is hosted within United States, and offers a great connection allowing for 100% uptime so you can enjoy the server anytime day and night. What gamemode The Coil MC supports? Minecraft Servers offer a variety of server types and categories. The Coil MC supports PvE, PvP,, Survival, Vanilla, Survival Games, Discord, gamemodes. This grouping of types and categories offers a unique playing experience only found within the unique playing experience found on The Coil MC.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Ores Mined:	5821

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Mineverse

Creative, Earth, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Mineverse is a unique multiplayer network with custom gamemodes and minigames.Survival – Latest server with 1.18.2 world generation. Earth – Custom 1:500 scale map of Earth! Survival with land protection. Detailed dynmap. (earth.mineverse.com) Skyblock – Build your own world and play with friends. OP PvP – Fast paced 1.8 pvp with overpowered weapons. Creative – Create anything you’d like on your own plot of land. SkyWars – Play on the original SkyWars server, skywars.com.Version 1.8 – 1.19.1. Launched in 2013. Played by 4 million players.IP: mineverse.comDiscord: discord.gg/mineverse Twitter: twitter.com/mineverse

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Afternoon Teacraft

MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Discover an all new yet familiar experience at Afternoon Teacraft. Putting the ice cream in vanilla, ATC features a range of exciting additions that all feel right at home. Forge new friendships with our immersive custom Guild system. Earn bonus rewards just for playing the game, plus a range of regular events to take part in that keep things fresh and delicious. Increased your rank to access perks, train your skills and become a Grand Master. Relaxed gameplay, a welcoming community and friendly staff keep things cosy. New features added regularly, highly active development.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.