The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Endless Night Skies:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	349	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Dragons Tamed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Buildings Constructed:	39
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Farms Harvested:	763
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	3461
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6041	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Players Killed by Monsters:	4935
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5899
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Potions Brewed:	89	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Void Armor Forged:	30

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	285	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7044
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Zombie Dances:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.