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Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 5643 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 37 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!