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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 248 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 56 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 15 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 |
Villages Defended: | 18 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!