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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 6830 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Epic Quests Completed: | 6 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 34 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 742081 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!