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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 9580 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Magic Items Found: | 8888 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 46 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!