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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 8444 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!