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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 3068 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Divine Spears Created: | 25 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 42 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!