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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 1168 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 131 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!