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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 9274 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
Animals Bred: | 143 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 125 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!