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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 6331 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!