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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 2238 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!