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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 2183 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 3021 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!