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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 3902 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Votes: | 1476 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 249 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!