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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 4478 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 49 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!