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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 1125 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9186 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
Runes Activated: | 7 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!