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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 5773 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 |
Villages Defended: | 9 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!