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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 5970 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 70 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 |
Mines Excavated: | 2910 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
Ores Mined: | 5940 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 |
Star Shards Collected: | 294 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!