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Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 9859 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 30 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!