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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 8295 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
Enchantments Applied: | 172 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 8 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!