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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 9497 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!