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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 7891 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!