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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 8175 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 13 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 35 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!