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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 3037 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 21 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
Falling into the Void: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!