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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 8154 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 17 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!