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Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 4204 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Divine Spears Created: | 14 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 12 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!