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Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 1497 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
Buildings Constructed: | 30 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Void Gems Collected: | 37 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!