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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 6767 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!