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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 3679 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 20 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!