The Secret Society Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is digging straight down and hoping you don’t fall into lava? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the rules are made up and the diamonds don’t matter!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a magic potion. True story. If you join us, who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party room where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. It’s lit, literally. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and diamond armor. Just watch out for the trapdoor that leads to a pit of angry chickens.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Farms Harvested:	577
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Love Letters Sent:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	18
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	1647
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Animals Bred:	107
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Holy Grails Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Crops Grown:	4088	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Animals Bred:	60
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	151

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mines Excavated:	3313
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Animals Bred:	115	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!