Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 559972 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the server, or participate in our weekly “Build a Castle Using Only Pancakes” competition. Trust me, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes guarded by a pack of dancing creepers.
So what are you waiting for? Join KWAB today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft experience of your life!
