Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our server is home to a group of players who are known for their outrageous antics and crazy shenanigans. From building giant banana statues to staging elaborate pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But beware, things can get a little… bananas. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire base into a giant banana farm after a mis-click with a magic wand. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking they could fly like a superhero.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, then join us for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves bananas and drones in Ukraine.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 99/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Crops Grown: 9394
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 140 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Seiky Network

    Seiky Network

    [1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 213 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • sVanilla Survival

    sVanilla Survival

    sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 10 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 23 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • ConquerEarthMC

    ConquerEarthMC

    (16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 23 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • StarDix

    StarDix

    The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 35 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Arcane Realms

    Arcane Realms

    Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Gods Slained: 0
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21 Magical Moments Shared: 29
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 417 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • AbsolutGG

    AbsolutGG

    Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Treasure Maps Found: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Savercraft

    Savercraft

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Legendary Scepters Created: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Eden Prison

    Eden Prison

    Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 14 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • DogeCraft

    DogeCraft

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 27 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Astrophobia RP

    Astrophobia RP

    At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • AnimeSucht.com

    AnimeSucht.com

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Towns Built: 6
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • BlotCraft

    BlotCraft

    Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Enchantments Applied: 240
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • The Universe Network

    The Universe Network

    The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23
    Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Crops Grown: 4297 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • MineSeed

    MineSeed

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 14
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 833755 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Medieval Vanilla

    Medieval Vanilla

    A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Titanic Battles Fought: 23
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 New Chunks Explored: 170553

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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