Join our Minecraft SMP for the wildest political debates you’ve ever seen! Our based mulatto leader keeps things entertaining with his informative videos that are straight to the point and full of no BS. Who knew politics could be so fun in a blocky world? Plus, rumor has it that the winner of the next election gets a diamond-encrusted crown to wear while ruling over the land. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this crazy adventure!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 107/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected: 30 Astral Amulets Crafted: 24
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
Mythical Quests Completed: 23 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
Endless Legions Commanded: 42 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Boomer SMP – The Boomiest McMMO Server with Elder Lands and Mythic Mobs! Join now for a blast!

    Boomer SMP – The Boomiest McMMO Server with Elder Lands and Mythic Mobs! Join now for a blast!

    Minecraft Server Overview – ELDER

    Looking for a Minecraft server that offers both the classic survival feel and deep RPG elements without the pay-to-win nonsense? ELDER is the perfect mix of laid-back gameplay and exciting quests for those who want to enjoy Minecraft at their own pace. We have both Females and males and have people from all over the world! Discover and collect pets and mounts

    No Modpack needed! Server handles all custom features!

    SERVER IP – 103.152.196.59

    DISCORD – https://discord.gg/FHxecMqY

    Collect mounts! – Over 90 unique mounts to be found – Slay bosses then ride them – Unlock flying mounts later in the game!

    🌍 Survival & RPG – Explore a vast world where you can build, mine, and thrive in survival mode, or dive into a custom RPG world with unique quests, custom mobs, and engaging storylines. Whether you want to chill and farm or take on epic quests, it’s up to you!

    Collect Pets! – Over 19 unique pets to be found and captured!

    💎 No Pay-to-Win – We believe in fair gameplay. No overpowered gear for cash—just fun, balanced progression. Our ranks are purely cosmetic and for fun.

    🛡️ Casual, Mature Community – Elder is built for players who want a relaxed atmosphere. We welcome mature players who appreciate a friendly, respectful, and no-drama environment.

    Buy Cosmetics and furniture with in-game currency! NO PAY TO WIN

    No Modpack needed! Server handles all custom features!

    SERVER IP – 103.152.196.59

    DISCORD – https://discord.gg/FHxecMqY

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    Is there a pay-to-win system on the server? No, we believe in fair gameplay and do not offer overpowered gear for cash. Our ranks are only cosmetic and for fun.
    How many unique mounts are available on the server? There are over 90 unique mounts that can be found by slaying bosses and riding them. Flying mounts can be unlocked later in the game.
    What is the server’s community like? We have a casual and mature community that values a friendly, respectful, and drama-free environment. Players of all genders from around the world are welcome.
    Can pets be collected on the server? Yes, there are over 19 unique pets that can be found and captured throughout the game.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Potions Brewed: 191 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Jastor’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Jastor’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have appointed Jastor Gallywix as the leader of the goblins! Sure, he may have a questionable track record with enslaving his own people and prioritizing money over everything else, but hey, at least he’s entertaining, right?

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and questionable leadership decisions. Who knows what kind of chaos Jastor Gallywix will bring to the table next? Will he start a goblin casino? Or maybe he’ll lead a goblin parade through the streets of Minecraftia, throwing gold coins at everyone in sight.

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to witness the madness unfold on our server. Join now and be a part of the most absurd Minecraft community out there. Who needs Thrall when you have Jastor Gallywix leading the charge?

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Runes Activated: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Civil India SMP – Basically Surprising Minecraft SMP

    Civil India SMP – Basically Surprising Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anarchy is the name of the game! Join us if you’re tired of boring old rules and want to let your inner wild child run free.

    In our server, India is the epitome of civilization compared to the madness that goes down in Brazil. Rumor has it that a group of players built a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, just for the thrill of it.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got secret underground societies, treasure hunts that lead to nowhere, and even a llama army that roams the land causing mischief.

    So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the chaos, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes – and we mean anything!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 110
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 156 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 31
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • PornstarProgeny SMP

    PornstarProgeny SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where all the players are children of pornstars and sex workers!

    Experience a world where every block tells a scandalous story and every creeper has a secret to spill. Build your own empire of adult entertainment and watch as your friends try to keep up with your wild lifestyle.

    But be warned, drama is always around the corner on this server. From love triangles to family feuds, you never know what juicy gossip will come out next. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, sexy world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 22 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 26 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • TongueBrusherCraft

    TongueBrusherCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where brushing your tongue is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory! Why, you ask? Well, rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of enchanted cows that can only be tamed by those with minty fresh breath. So grab your toothbrush and get ready to embark on a quest to find these elusive creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil zombies.

    But that’s not all – our server is also rumored to be haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. From turning your house upside down to filling your inventory with nothing but rotten flesh, this ghost will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge your dental hygiene habits and tickle your funny bone, look no further! Join us today and see if you have what it takes to conquer the enchanted cows and outsmart the ghostly prankster.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Falling into the Void: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 77
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • UkraineDroneCraft: Dutch Donation

    UkraineDroneCraft: Dutch Donation
    lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that has DRONES? well guess what, our server has DRONES. netherlands be like “yo ukraine, here’s 400 million for some sick drone action” and we were like “let’s bring that drone action to minecraft, baby!” join our server for the most epic drone battles you’ve ever seen. fly high, shoot lasers, and dominate the skies. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the drone revolution!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Gods Slained: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 14
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 58
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Potions Brewed: 182 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Sky Boat Adventures

    Sky Boat Adventures
    Yo, ever wanted to see boats flying in the sky like they’re planes and planes sinking in the ocean like they’re boats? well, you’re in luck cuz on our server that’s just a normal Tuesday! Join us for the most wacky and wild Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

    We’ve got pigs riding on top of chickens, cows doing backflips off of cliffs, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. Not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of cheese and our creepers explode in a rainbow of glitter and confetti.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary flying sheep that poop out golden apples and our zombies are trained in ballet. Plus, our Ender Dragon is actually just a giant kitten that shoots lasers out of its eyes.

    So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs airmail when you can have boats in the sky and planes in the ocean? Join us now for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • 2 More Days Minecraft Server

    2 More Days Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers all by yourself? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, for on this epic Minecraft server, you can team up with Jesus himself to conquer the pixelated world!

    Join us on this server and witness miracles happening left and right as Jesus turns water into lava and walks on air blocks like a boss. Need some bread to survive? No worries, Jesus will just multiply some loaves and fishes for you.

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground dungeon where you can battle evil mobs alongside Moses and Noah. Imagine riding on a boat with Noah while he saves all the animals from a flood of creepers – talk about a wild ride!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server and let’s get holy together! Just remember, when in doubt, WWJD (What Would Jesus Dig)!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Runes Activated: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 8 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 43
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1035 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 32

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Space Stars Minecraft SMP

    Space Stars Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot.

    Our server is home to the most eccentric group of players you’ll ever meet, from a llama-riding wizard to a cow who thinks it’s a cat. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next, whether it’s a prank war involving exploding sheep or a dance party in the Nether.

    But don’t worry, we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded saddlebags. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can always participate in our weekly treasure hunts, where the prize is a lifetime supply of baked potatoes.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 260 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Star Shards Collected: 80
    Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • CraftyIncomeHideout

    CraftyIncomeHideout
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama? Look no further than our server, where we don’t ask about your income or judge you based on your job title!

    Join us and leave all the awkward conversations behind. No need to worry about revealing your salary or feeling judged for your career choice. Our community is all about having fun and building epic creations together.

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding villagers. Will you be the one to uncover their hidden treasures and become the richest player on the server?

    So come on, join us and leave the real world drama at the door. Who needs nosy dinner guests when you can be mining for diamonds and battling creepers with your new Minecraft friends?

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Potions Brewed: 137 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • CraftyAccidents

    CraftyAccidents
    Have you ever accidentally created a diamond sword while trying to craft a simple pickaxe? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected creations and hilarious mishaps.

    Our server is home to the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with enchanted golden carrots. Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons grooving to the beat of a jukebox.

    But the real reason you should join our server? The chance to stumble upon the legendary “Cake Island,” where the ground is made of frosting and the trees are made of chocolate. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden cherry on top, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical cake fairy.

    So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and accidental inventions await you!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Void Armor Forged: 25
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 52

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • CraftyCreeperWar2022

    CraftyCreeperWar2022
    join our epic minecraft server where we blow up stuff like tehran’s missile attack on israel but with more explosions and less political consequences. we have iranian players who fear war is coming but don’t worry, we provide virtual bomb shelters in the form of diamond armor. come build your own nuclear bunker and protect yourself from creepers and griefers alike. plus, we have a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out and plots world domination. so come join us before the real war starts and let’s have a blast together!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Divine Spears Created: 11
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Eggcellent Minecraft Server – 30 characters

    Eggcellent Minecraft Server – 30 characters
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more blocks than you can count, more redstone contraptions than you can imagine, and more creepers waiting to blow you up than you can handle!

    Join our server for the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft. Build insane machines, create mind-blowing structures, and conquer the pixelated world like never before.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco Party, where you can dance the night away with the most fearsome boss in the game. And don’t forget about our secret underground maze filled with treasure and traps – if you can make it out alive, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft journey of your life. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky griefers – they’re always up to no good!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 21 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 11 Void Gems Collected: 17
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Behind You Minecraft SMP

    Behind You Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and danger lurks around every corner! Join us if you dare, but beware of the creepers that have been known to throw surprise parties behind unsuspecting players.

    Our server is not for the faint of heart, as we have a notorious group of pranksters who will stop at nothing to make you jump out of your seat. One time, a player was peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of chickens descended from the sky and started pelting them with eggs. It was clucking madness!

    But fear not, for our community is filled with laughter and camaraderie. We have epic build battles where players compete to create the most outrageous structures, from giant toilets to floating castles made entirely out of cake. And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where players search far and wide for hidden loot that is guarded by evil rabbits with a taste for mischief.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and unexpected surprises. Just remember to always keep an eye out behind you, because you never know what might be lurking in the shadows.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Towns Built: 10 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Emeralds Found: 4905
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • PuppyPanicCraft

    PuppyPanicCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of pet care? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize the well-being of all virtual animals!

    Join us and experience the thrill of accidentally stepping on a pixelated dog’s paw and facing the moral dilemma of whether or not to rush them to the emergency vet in the middle of the night. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who prioritizes saving virtual coins over a virtual pet’s health?

    Embark on epic quests to find the rarest pixelated vet items to heal your virtual pets, all while navigating the drama of virtual friendships and virtual guilt trips. Who knew virtual pet care could be so intense?

    So, come join our server and show off your virtual pet care skills! And remember, in the world of Minecraft, every pixelated paw matters.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 300 Void Armor Forged: 14
    Falling into the Void: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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