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Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 2890 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 18 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 16 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and consciousness that will make you question your very existence. Our players are so emotionally intelligent, they can feel the pixels on their screens crying out for help.
But don’t worry, we’re not all doom and gloom. We also have epic battles with giant chickens, build roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, and have dance parties in the Nether.
So if you’re ready to join a server where being a failure in life is a badge of honor and suffering is just another way to prove how woke you are, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, we’re full of ourselves and we wouldn’t have it any other way.