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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 5948 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Epic Quests Completed: | 24 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 50 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and consciousness that will make you question your very existence. Our players are so emotionally intelligent, they can feel the pixels on their screens crying out for help.
But don’t worry, we’re not all doom and gloom. We also have epic battles with giant chickens, build roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, and have dance parties in the Nether.
So if you’re ready to join a server where being a failure in life is a badge of honor and suffering is just another way to prove how woke you are, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, we’re full of ourselves and we wouldn’t have it any other way.