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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3431
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	926139
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Buildings Constructed:	34
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, overmoderated Minecraft SMPs where you get banned for even cracking a joke? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us for outrageous adventures, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?). Our community is filled with wacky characters and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Forget about the same old debates about Linux vs Windows, on our server, we argue about important things like whether diamonds or emeralds make better armor (spoiler alert: it’s emeralds).

So come on over and join the chaos, because we’re bringing the fun back to Minecraft, one explosion at a time!

Tsunami Realms

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1348
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Welcome to Tsunami Realms! A Vanilla + SMP server with custom enchants, custom terrain, and custom armor! Tsunami Realms also includes lots of interactive and fun additions that make vanilla a little more enjoyable! A 1.20 Based server with Quests, Jobs, Economy, and many more! Come join us today at Play.TsunamiRealms.us!Can join from previous and newer versions!

Play.TsunamiRealms.Us:25567

Realmportal

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2295
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Crops Grown:	6024
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magic Items Found:	1333
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24

▣ Choose from several classes and level up MMORPG style, craft hundreds of unique items, battle dozens of diverse mobs, and challenge 40+ new bosses.▣ Navigate through expansive and detailed dungeons for exclusive loot and unique gear.▣ Fly around on dragons and explore dozens of new biomes in the wilderness to build your thriving town using the 300+ new blocks and furniture pieces.▣ Engage in the economy with player shops, auctions and functional factories and farms.▣ Protect your buildings and items with land claims and the ability to lock containers. Griefing and stealing are forbidden and can easily be undone.▣ Enjoy an immersive environment with new textures and models. No mods are needed, simply accept our resource pack on join. We are 100% free to play with no P2W elements.▣ Realmportal has a decade-long online presence and has an experienced and active owner, mature and responsible staff, and a non-toxic community. We are committed to regular updates and value your feedback for new content.

realmportalmc.xyz

TerraTales

Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8046
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Crops Grown:	6291
Dragon Eggs Found:	9859	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Enchantments Applied:	88

[1.20 – 1.20.2]We are a Minecraft nations server with a heavy emphasis on worldbuilding and roleplaying that strives to give the best player driven experience possible; where you can choose your own path in this expansive world, because history is made by those who build it!What can we offer you? > An expansive 12,000 by 12,000 custom map > A welcoming community > Various unique plugins to give you a one-of-a-kind experience > Active and helpful staff team > Unravelling storylines, letting you become part of history > An active Discord > A Wiki spanning hundreds of pages of player made lore > The chance to take part in international politics

play.terratalesrp.com

WarlockAUS

Cross-Play, Towny

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6884
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Void Armor Forged:	29
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7159
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

warlock-mc.com

GalaxyMC

Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3617
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Hello everyone, I present to you GalaxyMC, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, but here, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you. – Physical Currency System – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Secure vaults – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP)

jogar.redegalaxy.xyz:25868

Aetherius Craft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7267
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Void Armor Forged:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Aetherius Craft is a craftable economy filled with a wide variety of plugin features, offering many possibilities and an ever expanding realm of creativity for players to enjoy! Aetherius Craft uses Twitch and YouTube to further expand it’s presence in the Minecraft community. Be sure to check out Aetherius Craft’s other social media outlets under our profile! We hope you enjoy playing on play.aetheriuscraft.com!

play.aetheriuscraft.com

Minecraft Infected

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9657
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	148	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

[1.8-1.15]Minecraft Infected (MCI) is based off of Call of Duty’s Infected mode. Players have one minute to hide before a virus spreads, turning a few unlucky players into zombies. These zombies must infect (by killing) all humans before the time runs out. If zombies infect all humans, they win! But if they fail, all surviving humans win! Level up by earning cookies (yum!) to start with better gear and survive the infection for even longer.

play.minecraft-infected.com

Apocalyptic Gaming Modpack Network

FTB, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9637
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Endless Night Skies:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

play.apocgaming.org

Zeacraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1108
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Welcome to Zeacraft! This is the community server for YouTuber Zeabruse, but the doors are open for everyone to come and have fun!Discord: https://discord.gg/q3htVgrBke IP: play.zeacraft.net Versions 1.8 – 1.20.x

play.zeacraft.net

Reborn Nanjyasorya in Japan

MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8407
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	466
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	634766	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

REBORN NANJYASORYA Server DescriptionWelcome to the Japanese server! Dynmap http://15.jpn.gg:4352/No Fast Travel: Wander and Explore! Say goodbye to teleporting on this semi-vanilla server. The only teleport command that can be used is /tpa /tpahere /home bed. From subways to glaciers to railways, discover new and exciting ways to traverse the map. Teleports are unexpected, enhancing the exploration experience and maintaining the essence of the game.Defeating the Ender Dragon is the key This server gives you rewards for defeating the Ender Dragon. Furthermore, there are four difficulty levels: normal, medium, hard, and hell. By defeating them regularly, you can get further rewards, which can also be exchanged. How many hours can you defeat the Ender Dragon? Please try the challengeTrap towers, circuits: everything is free Whether you want to use various circuits or collect experience points with trap towers, you can create everything freely. there is no limit.

15.jpn.gg:4346

Anarchy Romania

Anarchy, Earth, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6213
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Votes:	5386	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36

Welcome to AnarchyMc, a Minecraft server that breaks all the rules! Explore the wild frontier with custom vehicles, engage in adrenaline-pumping adventures, and experience the true essence of anarchy in this one-of-a-kind gaming universe! 1.12 – 1.20.1 Random Loot Chest Vehicles Shop Anarchy Slots Discord Rtp

anarchymc.go.ro

ThunderCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2808
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Votes:	1811	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Thundercraft Network is a java and bedrock server with extensive content in the 2 modalities that we currently have: survival custom and skyblock custom [ambas 1.19.x] where we offer stable gameplay, with 0 lag (of course if you have a stable internet connection). With guilds, clans, dungeons, pvp, pve, crates, roulettes, ranks, kits, pets, pockeballs, rarities, protections, guilds, games, structures, custom mobs, lotteries, casino, epic constructions and more! We have a staff that is very attentive and willing to help you with whatever you need. We are waiting for you at Thundercraft Network! __________________________________________________________________ Thundercraft Network, is a java and bedrock server with extensive content in the 2 modalities we currently have: survival custom and skyblock custom [both 1.19.x] where we offer stable gameplay, with 0 lag (of course if you have a stable internet connection ). With guilds, clans, dungeons, pvp, pve, crates, roulettes, ranks, kits, pets, pockeballs, rarities, protections, guilds, games, structures, custom mobs, lotteries, casino, epic constructions and more! We have a very attentive staff and willing to collaborate in what you require. We are waiting for you at Thundercraft Network!

play.thundercraft.xyz

Pixelmon-AU

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3139
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	260	Dragon Eggs Found:	1903
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	New Chunks Explored:	338096
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Using “The Pixelmon Modpack” from CurseForge. Available for 1.12.2 and 1.16.5!* Custom Plugins * Wondertrade * Pokebuilder * Keep Inventory * GTS * EV Training * Vote Party * Poké Hunts *[Aussie Owned]New server in 2021 – Come and shape our world.

pixelmon-au.com

Flawless SMP

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	569
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Animals Bred:	146
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Emeralds Found:	9929	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Welcome to Flawless, a brand new 1.20 Survival Server!Join and pick a class of 3 choices; Ninja, Pharo, Tank! We focus on entertaining gameplay, unique experiences and looking after our community.– Competitive Warzone PVP – Custom Enchants – Envoys – Dueling System – Playtime RewardsDiscord: https://discord.gg/EYuGwBtAJ5 IP: flawlessmc.com

flawlessmc.com

TownySaga

Earth, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1395
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Buildings Constructed:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68

Welcome to TownySaga – Begin your Minecraft journey with an immersive experience seamlessly blending Java and Bedrock versions. Create and manage towns and nations solo or with friends, shaping your empire. Thrive in a player-driven economy by trading and gathering resources. TownySaga supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Join our community on Discord at discord.gg/r7AHqc2dJZ to connect, share experiences, and stay updated. Embark on your saga at play.townysaga.com, where your journey is bound only by your imagination. Ready to start?

play.townysaga.com